Joey Anderson Quotes in The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)

Joey Anderson: It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.

Tim: Going at what?

Joey Anderson: 69.

Wade Scalisi: That looks more like 47.

Joey Anderson: That's not true guys, cus there is a bone in your penis, thats why they call it a boner.

Wade Scalisi: oh, oh yea you're right... SHUT UP!

[hits Joey]

Joey Anderson: what was that for?

Wade Scalisi: You're an idiot.

Francis Doyle: Hey Joey, didn't you say something about a wet washcloth?

Joey Anderson: ...Yeah.

Francis Doyle: I think I found your girlfriend!