Joey Battle Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

Joey Battle: Wow, no bullshit! Football, against the guards?

Coach Nate Scarborough: Yep, full contact.

Joey Battle: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?

Caretaker: Yep.

Joey Battle: So I get to tackle him?

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, either that you can hit him over the head with that hammer.

Joey Battle: I wanna hurt him, not kill him.

Caretaker: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!

Joey Battle: Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?

Coach Nate Scarborough: Full contact.

Joey Battle: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?

Caretaker: Yep.

Joey Battle: So I get to tackle him?

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.

Joey Battle: [looks down at his crotch] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.

Caretaker: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.

[last lines]

Deacon Moss: [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!

Warden Hazen: That's a week in the hotbox!

Joey Battle: Who gives a shit!

Guard Lambert: [Walks in and yells] Everybody stand for the warden!

Warden Hazen: [Walks in and sees how fat Tony is] Anthony wow! You can sit down!

Joey Battle: Thank God!