Jessy Quotes in Zombie Strippers (2008)

Davis: I need to talk to you.

Jessy: Make it quick.

Davis: I need to know what the meaning of life is.

Jessy: You're kidding.

Davis: I know we're Christians, and what you're doing is a sin, but the intent is, well, Christ-like with you sacrificing yourself and all. So what are morals? Do the ends justify the means? But then again the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so... darn, I'm out of clichés.

Jessy: Your optimism makes you an idiot.

Berengé: What did you call me?

Jessy: An idiot.

Berengé: No, an optimist! Don't you ever call me an optimist again!

Madame Blavatski: But what about the girls, huh? They're good girls.

Jessy: They're zombies.

Madame Blavatski: No. They're strippers.

Berengé: [cocking shotgun] They're zombie strippers!

Jessy: You want to get laid before you die.

Davis: Is that such a crime?

Jessy: If you feel, you heal.

Jessy: I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer. It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me.

Jessy: I bring you a message. Exactly six miles north of Skagg Mountain in the Valley of Pain, there lives an evil devil-monster. His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana. And he *loves* to hurt people. The last time I saw Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana, he told me what he wants to do. He wants to come down here and kill each and every one of you! But I said to him: "Bingo, wait a minute." And the reason I said that is because I believe in you people. I believe you can do the job. I believe you can help each other. I believe you can make this world a better place to live in. That's it.