Jared Bartoziak Quotes in Relax... It's Just Sex (1998)

Megan Pillsbury: Could we may be not talk about Sarina for five minutes, please?

Alicia Pillsbury: You don't real have to be so testy, dear. After all, you did live together for a very long time....

Megan Pillsbury: For god's sake, mother. Anyone else's parents would be thrilled their daughter was out of a lesbian relationship and seriously seeing a man. A handsome successful good man at that. But you two, you just carry on!

Alicia Pillsbury: [to Jared] She always was the testy one! Um ha ha!

Emile Pillsbury: [in a low voice] Alicia, I think it's enough.

Alicia Pillsbury: No, it's time for honesty right here at this table. Honesty.

Alicia Pillsbury: [to Megan] You, you at a very young age, you came to the two of us, and you said to us that you were a lesbian. And that we should just get used to it. We have. And now you are bringing this

[looking toward Jared]

Alicia Pillsbury: . And Sarina was just like a daughter that we never had.

Emile Pillsbury: [in a loud voice] Enough!

Alicia Pillsbury: What are we going to say to our friends at PFLAG. That's what I would like to know.

Jared Bartoziak: PFLAG?

Emile Pillsbury: Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.

Alicia Pillsbury: [to Jared] Emile and I have been very active in this organization.

Alicia Pillsbury: [to Megan] I would also like you to know that your father has written a book about our experiences, which was just about to get a rave from the New York Times Book Review. We sent them a copy. They love it. And now this. This is really, this is really a little bit embarrassing....