Jared Quotes in Into the Blue (2005)

Jared: Remember I told you, if anything happened to Sam, I was gonna kill you?

Bryce: Oh, don't do that.

[Jared picks up a chair and throws it at the railing]

Bryce: Don't hit me with the fucking chair.

Bryce: The guy who owned this place got hit with 44 counts of racketeering and money laundering. Our firm represented him. This is how he floated the bill.

Jared: You gotta be kidding me.

Bryce: Boat problem? No problem. Boat and skis come with the crib.

Jared: We get the boat?

Bryce: You know how Daddy does it.

Jared: We get the boat?

Bryce: We get the boat.

Jared: We get the boat! We get the boat!

Jared: So how long you know this one for?

Bryce: I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer Club.

Amanda: Nuh-uh. I picked you up last night. Don't start lyin' already.

Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.

Jared: Give me my mask and my fins real quick.

Bryce: You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear the God. He's big. He' looks like Jaws. Get out.

Jared: Yeah, I know, but I lost my watch.

Bryce: You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?

Jared: Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.

Bryce: I don't care! Sam, get...

[Sam tosses to Jared his mask and fins]

Bryce: What are you doing?

Sam: He's fine. They're just curious.

Bryce: Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?

[last lines]

Bryce: I got the cheese!

Jared: What?

Bryce: I have the dough!

Bryce: I have gold!

Jared: You found the gold?

Bryce: The dough-re-mi!

Jared: What do you mean, you found the gold?

Bryce: Fa-so-la-ti-dough! Wow! Yeah!

Jared: No way, it's Mr. OG Wannabe.

Bryce: What's up, you scruffy little beach rat?

[guys start wrestling]

Bryce: Okay. I'm gonna throw your ass right now. Watch.

[they end up on the floor]

Jared: Go to sleep, go to sleep.

Bryce: Okay, okay. Allright.

Jared: You've been spending way too much time in court.

Bryce: Wait, hold on, hold on. Don't move for a second. Oh, that feels really good.

Jared: You sick-ass.

[they stand up]

Bryce: What's up?

Jared: Good to see you.

Bryce: Good to see you too, bro.

Jared: How's New York treating you?

Bryce: It's paying me. A lot of bad guys need defending, I defend them. That's what I do.

Jared: That's still a scary thougt.

Bryce: [Looking at Sam] Oh, my God. Can I get a what-what and a side of french fries, please? Look at that body. It's ridiculous. Holy shit. How much have you missed me?

Sam: Oh, every minute.

Bryce: Oh, my God, it's so tight too. It's like that everywhere, even. It's good to see you, Sam. You know, if we had met first, you and I, things would be a lot different around these parts, you know that.

Sam: Easy cheesy.

Jared: Anyway. Okay, so you must be Lisa?

Amanda: Who's Lisa?

Bryce: Yeah, who the hell is Lisa?

[mute]

Bryce: Amanda. Amanda.

Jared: Amanda.

Sam: Hi, Amanda. I'm Sam. Welcome to the Bahamas.

Amanda: Hi. Nice to meet you you, Sam.

Jared: I'm Jared. Sorry about that.

Amanda: I love the Caribbean. Too hot to wear shirts, too hot to wear pants and we're two hot young ladies.

Sam: You dive?

Amanda: Yeah, I can keep up.

Jared: So how long you known this one for?

Bryce: I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer...

Amanda: [interupts Bryce] I picked you up last night. Don't start lying already.

Sam: So you and Bryce.

Bryce: I think I'm in love. Serious.

Bryce: [Looks at Jared]

[laughing]

Bryce: I'm not serious.

Bryce: Did you find anything?

Jared: Yeah.

Bryce: What did you find?

Jared: A plane.

Bryce: You- you mean like an airplane?

Jared: Yeah.

Bryce: That's odd.

Jared: He is not the guy you wanna pick a fight with.

Bryce: I didn't pick a fight, I didn't pick a fight.

Amanda: Yeah you didn't pick a fight... you just punched the guy.

Bryce: sam, amanda, stop alright. we are all in this together now right?

Sam: not me. not anymore.

Amanda: bye

[waving motion]

Jared: [sam starts leaving, jared goes after her] sam, sam, sam...

Sam: see ya on the ten o' clock news

Jared: what?

Sam: you heard me.

Jared: come on, sam, come on, what are you doing?

Sam: what is wrong with you?, a week ago you had too much integrity to work for scubabob and now you are working for feaking drug dealers?

Jared: baby...

Sam: i believe in you more than in the prospect of any treasure.

Jared: if we do this, just this one time... and it's over, that's it.

Sam: it's already over.

[sam leaves]

Jared: no come on, what are you talking about?, sam come on!, sam come on!

Jared: [when there were sharks in the ocean] yeah i know, but i lost my watch...

Bryce: [when there were sharks in the ocean] jared: i lost my watch you lost...? you need an arm to wear a watch! would you get out of the water stupid!

[from trailer]

Jared: We do this... and it's over.

Sam: [Sam arrives at Jared's boat that he's trying to repair] Hey.

Jared: Hey.

Sam: Smells good over there.

Jared: What?

Sam: Smells good in there.

Jared: Yeah, that's my famous chili and corn bread.

[pause]

Jared: What?

Sam: Last time you made your chili and corn bread your ex-girlfriend was on the island. Then, the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog.

Jared: Last time a storm came trough here, like that last one, Kam Jackson. You remember Kam Jackson? Found that golden cross, remember, on the north side of the island? That hurricane that just came trough here moved so much sand, who knows how many shipwrecks it uncovered?

Sam: So this is where your, uh, chili comes in?

Jared: No, I'm just saying I should be out there prospecting.

Sam: Quit your job?

Jared: No, I was fired, but it's all part of the plan. I'm just gonna get this thing going, get the boat shaped up, make a big find, and we'll live the rest of our lives on our own clock.

Sam: I thought we already were.

Jared: Yeah, but we'll be rich.

[he trips through a hole in the floor]

Sam: You okay? Here, let me see.

Jared: I'm all right.

Sam: Honey...

Jared: Stinking boat.

Sam: You know I'd live on this broken boat with you, right?

Jared: I love it when you say stuff like that.

[they end up kissing on the floor]

Bates: [Bates enters, on his boat, next to the boat on where Jared and Sam are making out] Hey. Hey. You guys okay?

Sam: Yeah.

Jared: Yeah, we're good, man. Just plugging a few holes, you know?

Sam: Hey?

[hits Jared on the chest]

Sam: Sea Robin looks great.

Bates: Yeah, we just finished it. We got her out to sea before the storm hits. We've been working every day since.

Jared: What the hell are you looking for, bro? They allready found the Titanic. You didn't hear about that?

Bates: Oh, you mean the one with the dishes? No, I only hunt for stuff that comes in gold and silver. You know that. He, Sam. Here.

[throws Sam a ring]

Bates: Found it this morning where we were blowing a site. Maybe this guy can find a stone to put in that thing.

[Jared gives him the finger]

Bates: Hey, I'm sorry about your boat. you want my guy to take a look at it?

Jared: No, I think it's looking pretty good. Got it under control.

Bates: All right. Well, the least I can do is offer. Word on the water is you're out of work. You can always come back and work for me.

Jared: No, that's cool, man. I got my own thing going now. You know, but if you wanna subcontract me, that's cool. We can work something out. Like a fifty- fifty kinda thing, you know?

Bates: You don't just take a rowboat out and find a treasure chest filled with gold. It took me almost 10 years of scraping till I found my first haul. Hey, I mean what I say. You need help getting back in the water, let me know. Okay?

[shouts]

Bates: Move it out.

Jared: Hey, Quinn. You wanna come work for a real captain, bro, you let me know, all right?

Bates: Are you a captain know? You know, the water goes outside of the boat.

[Sam laughs]

Bates: We'll see you, Sam.

[Sea Robin moves out]

Jared: You see, there's an old saying in this business. 'It pays to be more than human.'

Jared: It took them 6 months to put him back together. Synthetic flesh, bio-engineered organs. It always scared him that they might take out his soul, and replace it with some matrix chip.

Jared: You can't handle the job, you've lost the edge. You've become too emotional.

Alex: I can't feel anything anymore. You turned me into a fucking machine. I don't know what's right or wrong.

Jared: Since when did you care?

Jared: Look, there's a lot of us working to make a bad world better. Remember that.

Alex: What do you care about a better world? You're a cyborg.

Jared: I live here too.

Jared: It takes more than flesh and blood to be human, Alex.

Jared: They intend to replace humans with cyborgs.

Alex: Which humans?

Jared: All humans, Alex. They have to be stopped, before they start a war between cyborgs and humankind.

Alex: While you're a cyborg... Why don't you side with them?

Jared: They are wrong.

Alex: And that's it?

Jared: Isn't that enough?

Paul: Is it true, Jake?

Quil: What will it be?

Paul: It's growing fast!

Leah: It's unnatural.

Jared: Dangerous.

Quil: Monstrosity.

Paul: An abomination!

Quil: On our land!

[the wolves all start chorusing to Jacob: 'We can't allow it!']

Sam Uley: We have to protect the tribe. What they bred won't be able to control its thirst. Every human will be in danger.

Jared: We're ready.

Leah: No time to waste!

Jacob Black: Now?

Sam Uley: We must destroy it before it's born.

Seth: You mean, kill Bella?

Sam Uley: Her decision affects us all.

Jacob Black: Bella's human. Our protection applies to her.

Leah: [snarls] She's dying anyway!

[Jacob jumps on Leah and they tussle briefly]

Sam Uley: We have real enemies to fight tonight!

Jacob Black: Tonight?

[Sam growls and lifts his head high; using his alpha wolf voice]

Sam Uley: You will fight with us, Jake.

[Sam advances, snarling. All the wolves are forced to bow their heads in submission. Jake struggles as his head is forced to bow before Sam]

Jacob Black: [struggling with all his will, he thrusts his head up] I... will... NOT! I am the grandson of Ephraim Black. I am the grandson of a CHIEF! I wasn't born to follow you, or anyone else!

Bella Swan: [Runs at Sam] What did you do?

Paul: Hey!

Bella Swan: What did you do to him?

Sam Uley: Hey, easy.

Embry Call: Watch it!

Bella Swan: He didn't want this!

[Hitting Paul on the chest]

Paul: Ow! But we do? What did he do, hmm? What? Did he tell you?

Sam Uley: [Holding Paul back] Both of you! Calm down.

Bella Swan: [She pushes past Sam and gets into Paul's face] Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you!

[Paul begins to laugh, along with Jared and Embry]

Bella Swan: [She becomes angry and suddenly slaps Paul across the face]

Sam Uley: [Trying to hold Paul back] Paul don't.

Jared: Too late now.

Sam Uley: Bella get back.

[Bella begins to back up slowly as she watches Paul breathe]

Sam Uley: [Paul begins to breathe deeply causing growls to escape his throat] Bella get back now. Get back.

[Paul suddenly begins to snarl like mad as he shape-shifts into his wolf form. Bella gasps as she sees this and begins to walk backwards]

Embry Call: [Outside Sam and Emily's house] Come on in Bella. We won't bite.

Jared: Speak for yourself.

Embry Call: Oh and get this, we can hear each others thoughts.

Jared: Would you shut up? These are trade secrets! Damnit! This chick runs with vampires!

Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires... 'cause they're fast...

Jared: Yeah? Well we're faster. Scared yet?

Bella Swan: You're not he first monsters I've met.

Jared: These are trade secrets! She runs with vampires!

Bella Swan: You can't really run with vampires. They're very fast.

Jared: Well, we're faster. Freaked out yet?

Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met.

Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird

Embry Call: Glad you're here Bella, maybe we can get a break from Jake's obsessive inner monologue.

Paul: I wish Bella would call!

Jared: I wish Bella wouldn't call!

Embry Call: Maybe I should call Bella!

Quil Ateara: Maybe I should call Bella and hang up!

Jacob Black: [laughs] Alright, you can shut up now.

Sonny: Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?

Jeff: I have a belly button.

Sonny: You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.

Jared: What's rum?

Sonny: You don't know what Rum is?

Jared: Rumplestilskin?

Sonny: Rumplestilskin's a good man. So are you guys. Hey, stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Jared: I can't believe I'm being cock blocked by my own mother.

Jared: The most important thing in this situation right now, you're one step away from having a mother-daughter threesome.

[first lines]

Jared: Dude, let me tell you something. The French, they have it all figured out, right? I read this article online, actually an in-depth blog. And it was saying how they consistently have better, more-fulfilling relationships than Americans, because they aren't so... so goal-oriented When it comes to love. They don't judge a relationship based on the final outcome. They value the actual journey.

Jared: Dude, we should go check out Paranoid Park.

Alex: Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Paranoid Park.

Jared: Yeah, but no one's ever really ready for Paranoid Park.

Jared: But...

Brigham: Butts are for chairs pal.

Jared: Kirby? That's not even a name!

[Later]

Ring seller: Kirby? That's not even a name.

Jared: [attempting to explain who he is] Home! Me! Home! Me!

Humu: Hey, Homey!

Jared: Kirby? What kind of a name is that? It's like "Kirby from Rigby likes to play Frisbee."

Humu: [Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared: You speak English?

Humu: Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared: But... but...

Humu: Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!

Jared: Come out. I'll make it a night to remember.

Jared: Like, why tickle the ivories when I could be ticking the girls?

Jared: You ever see how they look at you? The boys?

Maya: Look at me how?

Jared: Like a juicy plum their dry mouths aren't permitted to touch.

Adrian: Hey. Ask. Don't take.

Jared: Fine. Adrian, can I please have a smoke?

Adrian: Smoke mine.

Jared: Sure.

Adrian: So go ahead and smoke it.

Jared: Not gonna smoke it in between your toes.

Adrian: Yeah, you are.

Jared: [blindfolded] You there?

Maya: No more talking.

Jared: Got kids?

Elliot Moore: No.

Jared: How come? You got... a problem?

Elliot Moore: No. She wanted to wait.

Jared: Really? For what?

Elliot Moore: For me to grow up. Why are we talking about this?