Grouchy Quotes in The Smurfs (2011)

Grouchy: [about to leave New York] I hated it... so much less than I expected.

Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy.

Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

Clumsy: Just because your name IS Grouchy, doesn't mean you always have to BE grouchy.

Grouchy: Yeah. It does.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?

Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Narrator Smurf: And so the Smurfs left this great city of New York. And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier. And as that portal began to close for the last time...

Grouchy: Hey! Seriously, stop!

[pulls Narrator Smurf through the portal]

Narrator Smurf: BYE!

Grouchy: Let's get our Smurf on!

Papa: I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.

Patrick Winslow: I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.

Grouchy: Not happy.

Patrick Winslow: Now if you excuse me, I have to work.

Papa: Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.

[La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long]

Patrick Winslow: Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

Grouchy: I find it annoying.

Papa: Well, what do you sing at work?

Patrick Winslow: I don't sing at work.

Smurfette: [gasps] What?

Gutsy: And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.

Smurfette: I know. How about if we hum?

[they begin humming the song]

Patrick Winslow: Please stop humming.

Grouchy: Don't get your petals in a twist.

Grouchy: I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?

Grouchy: [to Gargamel] You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!

[seeing New York City for the first time]

Brainy: Wow! Palaces everywhere!

Grouchy: [sees someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty] Wow! A green goblin!

Smurfette: [sees someone dressed as Elmo] Wow! A red troll!

Gutsy: [sees a giant TV screen with Bar Rafaeli] Wow, look at that giant princess!

[Grouchy falls into a pile of blue sweets, and gets a mouthful]

Grouchy: YUCK! Smurf droppings! These are disgusting... ly tasty!