Patrick Winslow Quotes in The Smurfs (2011)

Grouchy: [about to leave New York] I hated it... so much less than I expected.

Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy.

Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

Papa: Well, Master Winslow, thank you. You saved my whole family.

Patrick Winslow: Actually, I think it was the other way around.

Papa: Well, I should get going. I've got a Smurf village to rebuild. Your village has given me some ideas...

[Patrick and Papa Smurf hug]

Patrick Winslow: Goodbye, Papa.

Papa: Goodbye... papa.

Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF!

[all the Smurfs are shocked]

Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!

Papa: I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.

Patrick Winslow: I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.

Grouchy: Not happy.

Patrick Winslow: Now if you excuse me, I have to work.

Papa: Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.

[La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long]

Patrick Winslow: Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

Grouchy: I find it annoying.

Papa: Well, what do you sing at work?

Patrick Winslow: I don't sing at work.

Smurfette: [gasps] What?

Gutsy: And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.

Smurfette: I know. How about if we hum?

[they begin humming the song]

Patrick Winslow: Please stop humming.

Patrick Winslow: Do you guys drink coffee?

Papa: Is a Smurf's butt blue?

Patrick Winslow: So, tell me... that weird guy in the tatty bathrobe, at the toy store?

Papa: Gargamel?

Patrick Winslow: He's not really a wizard, is he?

Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?

Patrick Winslow: What are you gonna do?

Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up! They're my family, and you never give up on your family!

Patrick Winslow: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? I mean, all those little guys depending on you... I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you're ready?

Papa: Let me ask you something: why did you come for us today when your Grace called?

Patrick Winslow: She needed me, and I heard it in her voice.

Papa: That's what being a papa is. It comes time, you just do.

[points at his head]

Papa: Knowing what to do doesn't come from here... it comes from here, where it matters most.

[points at Patrick's belly]

Patrick Winslow: My spleen?

Papa: No, your heart! I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper!

Patrick Winslow: You're a good papa, Papa.

Papa: You'll be a good one, too.

Papa: [laughs] Here, come sit on Papa's lap!

Patrick Winslow: Uh...

Papa: Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that.

Patrick Winslow: Yeah, probably not the best idea...

Patrick Winslow: And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?

Smurfs: Yes!

Patrick Winslow: To review, you guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms...

Papa: Yes.

Patrick Winslow: ...and you're being chased by an evil wizard...

Papa: Yeah.

Patrick Winslow: ...and you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon...

Papa: Very good.

Patrick Winslow: ...and you like to use the extremely imprecise term "smurf" for just about everything.

Brainy: Smurf-xactly!