Greensleeves Quotes in Twice Upon a Time (1983)

Greensleeves: Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.

Flora: Uncle Greenie, where are you?

Greensleeves: Under the door, ya twit!

Rod Rescueman: That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!

Flora: Uncle Greenie, is it really you?

Greensleeves: Basically it is, yeah.

Flora: You're short and bent!

Greensleeves: I'm short and bent.

Flora: What happened to my Uncle Greenie, the handsome dashing hero?

Greensleeves: He got short and bent. But he's glad to see you nonetheless... come here darling, let me give you a kiss you sweet love!

[sound of kissing]

Rod Rescueman: [enviously] *I* should get short and bent!