Grandfather Disguisey Quotes in The Master of Disguise (2002)

Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?

Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince LaIi Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.

Grandfather Disguisey: It's time to test that.

Pistachio Disguisey: What is it?

[Grandfather Disguisey opens basket]

Pistachio Disguisey: That is a big reptile.Not a problem.

[Plays recorder]

Pistachio Disguisey: Oh, yes. He wouldn't hurt anybody now.I'm going to call him Buttercup! So cute, eh?

Grandfather Disguisey: Energico! God help me, I love it!

Pistachio Disguisey: [Dangling cheese above reptile] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.

Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?

[Slaps Pistachio]

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

Grandfather Disguisey: Did you ask Jeeves?

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes but no such luck.

Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?

[Slaps Pistachio]

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

Pistachio Disguisey: Can I help you?

Grandfather Disguisey: I have come to help you, Pistachio.

Pistachio Disguisey: Help me what?

Grandfather Disguisey: Find your mother and your father. My son.

Pistachio Disguisey: My father... your son... Holy canoli! You are my sister!

Grandfather Disguisey: [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.

Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.

Grandfather Disguisey: [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!

Pistachio Disguisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!

Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!

Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!