Barney Baker Quotes in The Master of Disguise (2002)

Grandfather Disguisey: [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.

Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.

Grandfather Disguisey: [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!

Pistachio Disguisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!

Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!

Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.

Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!