Fredy Mazas Quotes in La gran aventura de Mortadelo y Filemón (2003)

Calimero, el Tirano: [on the red phone] Who is it?

Nadiusko, espía ruso: Ah, Mr. Excellency. Good morning, Generalissimo. It's Nadiusko. At your and the fatherland's service. I don't know if you remember...

Fredy Mazas: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nadiusko, espía ruso: Anyway... What a beautiful country. And the people are so charming. And 2 phones... a red one and a black one... What's the black one for?

Calimero, el Tirano: For ordering people's heads cut off when they lie to me on the red one.

Nadiusko, espía ruso: Really?

Ofelia: Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?

Mortadelo: His Excellency's son and... maid.

Fredy Mazas: Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?

Mortadelo: What do you mean?

Fredy Mazas: As you brought your own cow...

Mortadelo: [laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!