Mortadelo Quotes in La gran aventura de Mortadelo y Filemón (2003)

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Mortadelo Quotes:

  • Mortadelo: Don't thank me, Chief. Just give me a Christmas bonus.

    Filemón Pí: Didn't I send you a turkey last year?

    Mortadelo: Sure. 1/4 pound of sliced spam.

  • Mortadelo: What a drag, isn't it?

    Filemón Pí: It's the Super, Mortadelo. He probably wants to tell us something.

    Mortadelo: What could he want so early, Chief?

    Amena (voice): This is AT & T free information service. Go to T.I.A.G.H.Q. if you want to keep your nuts intact.

    Filemón Pí: But he wanted us at 6 A.M., i.e. After Midday, and it's only 11 in the morning! For God's sake!

  • Ofelia: What are you doing?

    Filemón Pí: Deciding who's taking you out to dinner, Ofelia.

    Ofelia: Don't cry, Mr. Filemón. You can take me out some other time.

    Mortadelo: No, that's why he's crying. The loser takes the cow out to pasture.

  • Mortadelo: Forget it, Chief. It's not the end of the world.

    Filemón Pí: Dead weight, Mortadelo. The Super called me dead weight!

    Mortadelo: Look on the bright side. If he said you're dead weight, he probably meant that you're a heavyweight... a burden... a dead weight...

  • Ofelia: Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?

    Mortadelo: His Excellency's son and... maid.

    Fredy Mazas: Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?

    Mortadelo: What do you mean?

    Fredy Mazas: As you brought your own cow...

    Mortadelo: [laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!

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