Freddy Quotes in Green Zone (2010)

Miller: What happened to your leg?

Freddy: My leg is in Iran. Since 1987. Me too, I fight for my country.

Miller: Freddy listen, you give me your information, I'm going to get you a reward for what you did today.

Freddy: Award... You think I do this for money? You think I don't care about my country? I see what's happening. You don't think I see what's happening? And all the people now, they have no water, they have no electricity - you think I do this for reward? You don't think I do this for me? For my future. For my country. For all these things? Whatever you want here, I want more than you want. I want to help my country.

Freddy: [to Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller] It is not for you to decide what happens here.

Miller: What happened to your leg?

Freddy: My leg is in Iraq since 1987.

Tatsu: Our father gone!

[kicks over boxes]

Tatsu: They will pay! I, Tatsu, now lead! Let any who challenge step forward!

Shredder: [appearing in doorway] I challenge!

Freddy: His face!

Anita: Look, I'm a federal agent.

Freddy: Oh, my God.

Anita: The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country.

Freddy: Oh, my God!

Bruce: Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"?

Anita: They used you, Bruce! You were their stooge! You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce.

Bruce: Drugs! Oh, my Buddah!

Phyllis: You never give me credit for anything I do.

Freddy: That's because you never do anything!

Hannah: Why don't you guys just kiss and make up? That way, I won't end up in therapy twice a week, like Tessa!

Freddy: Honey, you'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married.

Phyllis: Thank you, Phil Donahue.

Freddy: I saw it on Oprah!

Freddy: You had so much energy, you were so creative, I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. And see, now I know what you did with it. You Went Shopping!

Phyllis: Hey, I went shopping, Buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect Beverly Hills wife!

Freddy: If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare.

Hannah Nefler: [whispers and wave] Hi Daddy.

Claire: [upon seeing her own father, she follows Hannah's example] Hi Daddy.

Freddy: [to Hannah] Hi sweetie.

Jack Sprantz: [to Claire] Hi sweetie.

Jonathan: Hey, isn't this breaking and entering?

Freddy: We didn't break anything, fatso, so who cares if we enter?

Cap: Hey Dave. Freddy. You two lose young Jonny already?

Freddy: [points to the snack bar] Where there's food, there's Jon.

Dewey Finn: [on sticking it to "The Man"] Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in your blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

Freddy: Shut the hell up, Schneebly!

Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy, that's it! Who can top him?

Alicia: Get outta here, stupidass.

Dewey Finn: Yes, Alicia!

Summer Hathaway: You're a joke, you're the worst teacher I've ever had!

Dewey Finn: Summer, that is great! I like the delivery because I felt your anger!

Summer Hathaway: Thank you.

Lawrence: You're a fat loser and you have body odor.

Dewey Finn: ...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off?

Freddy: Come on man, we're on a mission. One great rock show can change the world... look out the window...

Dewey Finn: [seeing bus and students] No way! That's so punk rock.

Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?

Freddy: I dunno.

[pause]

Freddy: Burn stuff?

Freddy: Rock isn't about getting an A. Sex Pistols never won anything.

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?

Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?

Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.

Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.

Dewey Finn: Wrong.

Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!

Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?

Freddy: Freddy Jones.

Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Freddy: Um, are we going to be goofing off like this every day?

Dewey Finn: Uh, we're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion.

Freddy: Well, um, are we going to be creating musical fusion every day?

Dewey Finn: Yeah, get used to it.

[Freddy grins as he leaves]

Freddy: I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.

Katie: Sheila E.? Meg White from the White Stripes?

Freddy: [Freddy winces] She can't drum!

Katie: She's a better drummer than you! At least she has rhythm.

[Miss Mullins passes and realizes that Freddy has rolled up his sleeves and spiked his hair]

Miss Mullins: Freddy! Where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair?

Freddy: It's called punk.

Miss Mullins: Well, it's not school uniform.

[She pulls his left sleeve down, and he turns away with a rebellious expression. Frankie, Michelle, and Eleni have observed this]

Frankie: Miss Mullins, you're the Man.

Miss Mullins: Thank you, Frankie!

Lawrence: [to Freddy] You're an idiot.

Freddy: Shut up!

Lawrence: You shut up!

Freddy: You wanna go?

Tomika: You touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat.

Dewey Finn: Does anyone play drums?

Freddy: I play percussion.

Frankie: Yea, that's cause he couldn't play anything else!

Freddy: Shut up!

Frank: International treaty, all skeletons come from India.

Freddy: No kidding, how come?

Frank: How the hell do I know how come? The important question is, where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?

Frank: Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!

Freddy: Like this job?

Burt Wilson: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!

Frank: It worked in the movie!

Burt Wilson: Well, it ain't working now, Frank!

Freddy: You mean the movie lied?

Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.

Freddy: Well, what does that mean?

Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: No conclusions.

Paramedic #1: Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.

Freddy: [to Tina] Gee... And now you made me hurt myself again! You made me break my hand completely off this time Tina! But I don't care Darlin', because I love you, and you've got to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS! WHERE ARE YOU!

Burt Wilson: If that is a re-animated body, we're gonna have to kill it.

Freddy: How do you kill something that's already dead?

Burt Wilson: How do I know, Fred? Let me think!

Frank: It's not a bad question, Burt.

[Frank shows Freddy a military drum with a dead zombie inside]

Freddy: Oh shit, look at that! You say that thing was alive?

Frank: So they say.

Freddy: Oh god. Hey, these things don't leak, do they?

Frank: Leak? Hell no. These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.

[Frank slaps the drum and gas starts leaking]

Frank: Oh fuck!

Burt Wilson: [as a missile heads towards Louisville] Hey, listen! You hear something?

Freddy: [cuts to Freddy breaking through the hatch to Tina and Ernie] Tinaaaaaaaaa!

Freddy: Frank?

Frank: Yeah, kid?

Freddy: What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here?

Frank: Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all.

Freddy: Oh, yeah? What's that?

Frank: Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, "Night of the Living Dead"?

Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it?

Frank: Did you know that movie was based on a true case?

Freddy: Come on, you're shitting me, right?

Frank: [raises right hand] I've never been more serious in my life.

Freddy: That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world.

Frank: They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.

Freddy: What chemical?

Frank: 2-4-5 Trioxin, it's called. It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. And the Darrow Chemical Company was trying to develop it for the Army. And they told the guy who made the movie that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. So he changed all the facts around.

Freddy: So what really happened?

Frank: Well, they closed it all down, see, and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt and all those dead bodies out. And they kept it a secret.

Freddy: So how come you know about it?

Frank: A typical Army fuck up. The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, and they shipped those bodies here instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company.

Freddy: I can finally see, the one thing... the one thing that will relieve this horrible suffering.

Tina: What, Freddy?

Freddy: A live... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN!

Freddy: What do doctors use to crack skulls with?

Frank: [miming a screwing motion] Surgical drills!

Frank: Let me ask you a question, kid: did you ever see that movie, "Night of the Living Dead"?

Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah - that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? What about it?

Frank: Did you know that story was based on a true case?

Freddy: [chuckles] Aw, c'mon, you're shitting me, right?

Frank: I ain't never been more serious in my life.

Frank: The army came in and closed it all off.

Freddy: So how come you know about it?

Frank: A typical army fuck up, the transportation department got the orders crossed. They sent those bodies here!

Freddy: [to Tina] Tian, it was wrong of you to lock me up. I had to hurt myself to get out. But I forgive you darlin' and I know you're here, because I can smell your brains.

Freddy: [Tina is crying and screaming] Go away!

Freddy: I'm comming up tian!

Kit: The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3.

Freddy: So what? So what you saying?

Kit: What am I saying? KKK appears in this script 486 times!

Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...

Kit: Hey, what did you just say?

Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...

Kit: 'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?

Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?

Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!

Freddy: Shakespeare?

Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

Jay: Think I'm like how you are?

Freddy: I'm not arrogant enough to pretend to know who you are.

Jimmy Mitchelson: He wants to marry his sister.

Freddy: He better not come back.

Jimmy Mitchelson: Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.

[studying a plan of the hospital]

Ernie Bragg: My mum had me on top of a bus.

Sid Carter: I'm glad he told us that, makes the job much easier.

Ernie Bragg: Number 73, it was. Bang in the middle of Brixton High Street.

Sid Carter: Alright, alright, so you're a born traveller. Now will you shut up for a minute and listen.

[returning to plan]

Sid Carter: Now, as far as I can see, the only way we can get into the basement, here, is through the front door of the hospital, there.

Freddy: Can't be right.

Sid Carter: Why not?

Freddy: Number 73 don't go to Brixton.

[Last lines]

Freddy: Are you really my father?

Russel: As far as I know.

Freddy: In my opinion, there's nothing like a good 'to-be-continued'.

[Ana and Freddy have attempted to drive out of the town of Pearl, when they come to the Wall of Apparent Stone and Black Fog]

Freddy: The hell?

Ana: What is it?

[Freddy investigates, then runs back to the car]

Freddy: Drive.

Freddy: Tell me what you remember after the bus.

[Ana looks at him fearfully]

[Freddy has been calculating when the Wall of Apparent Stone and Black Fog will encroach upon the center of the town of Pearl, where they are]

Freddy: It'll take roughly 64, 65 hours to get there.

Ana: That's less than three days!

[It's only afternoon, but the Wall of Apparent Stone and Black Fog is approaching]

Freddy: It's already getting dark.

Ana: It's blocking the sun.

Freddy: It could be something else, like an alternate universe or another dimension.

[in the deserted hospital]

Ana: What are you looking for?

Freddy: My room.

[At the door with uncountable keys, Freddy searches for one that will open the way]

Freddy: Maybe I'll get lucky.

Ana: Don't count on it.

Ana: If none of this is real, then why can't we just imagine ourselves out of here?

Freddy: Well, try it. I have.

Ana: Are you sure you know how to do this?

Freddy: Yeah. I was kind of a pyro in high school.

Ana: Maybe we should just stay here. I have a basement.

Freddy: This whole house will be gone in a couple of hours.

[talking about the darkness]

Ana: How do we get out?

Freddy: I think we've got to go through it.

[He lifts his hand into the Wall of Apparent Stone and Dark Fog]

[Freddy approaches the Wall of Apparent Stone and Dark Fog, and sees that tendrils of black fog are fingering and inching toward their car]

Freddy: It's moving.

Ana: What?

Freddy: Get in the car!

[Freddy and Ana jump back into the car, and after the car stalls, its battery affected by the fog, they are able to reverse and return to town]

[from the trailer]

Ana: [looking worriedly through the car's windshield] What is that?

Freddy: The darkness. In three days, everything will be gone.

Freddy: I'm not going to let you die, Ana. Just don't follow me.

[Ana is looking at his artwork]

Freddy: I don't remember doing any of those.

Freddy: I feel like I know you from somewhere else.

[last lines]

Ana: Remember?

Freddy: Almost.

[Freddy is cutting chunks out of Greta and eating them]

Freddy: Is she delicious or am I crazy?

Mark Gray: You leave her alone!

Freddy: Put your pedal to the metal, Dan!

[laughs]

Jessie Holden: Now we're stuck.

Freddy: No! It's worse. We're stuck on the third floor.

Jessie Holden: Look, I see things.

Freddy: What kinds of things?

Jessie Holden: Things that I wish would go away.

Freddy: That's who you are that old movie cop, Action Jones or something.

Allan: Dynamite Jones?

Freddy: Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember and "Danger" is Dynamite's middle name. Those were some funny movies.

Arlo Ray Baines: They weren't suppose to be funny.

Freddy: Do that old match trick thing, that was pretty cool.

Freddy: You're miles away from anyone. What better place for a group of young interns to come and relax?

Brandon: I say we live a little. And stop being pussies. - Signing the cross to everyone - Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.

Freddy: Come on... This is all just bullshit! We can really conjure a demon. That's like Wes Craven shit.

Grace: Why is this bullshit? I mean, if people believe angels are real, then why can't a demon be real?