Fred Bailey Quotes in Valley Girl (1983)

[behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom]

Fred Bailey: Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!

Randy: I don't wanna see Stacey.

[peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor]

Randy: Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!

Fred Bailey: What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.

Randy: What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.

Fred Bailey: No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.

Randy: Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...

Randy and Fred (in unison): ...crush that fly!

Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance?

Girl: In another life!

Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

Fred Bailey: Do you believe a girl should pet on the first date?

Girl: Who are you, Bozo the Clown?

Fred Bailey: [warily surveying party food] What you got running here, a bait shop?

Suzi Brent: Like, it's sushi, don't you know?

[points at each platter as she identifies them]

Suzi Brent: Like, this here is tuna, that's flying fish egg, and that's sea urchin.

Randy: This is pistachio paste, isn't it?

[picks up a smear of wasabi with a chopstick and eats it; he then watches party guests enjoying the sushi]

Randy: Dig in, Fred.

Fred Bailey: [shudders] I think I'll go get something to drink.

Fred Bailey: [introducing himself to Julie and Stacey] Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta.

Stacey: Fred?

Fred Bailey: Stacey?

Stacey: God, you're so weird! Go away!

Fred Bailey: My little pickle. My darling.

Stacey: Like, this is so embarrassing.

Fred Bailey: Well, I think you're cute.

Stacey: My God.

Fred Bailey: Hey, man. 23727 Sierra Vista.It's a party. It's going to be amazing, I've seen the chicks. I know about these things and I've got a feeling about this. It's going to be hot, I'm telling you. And it's in the valley.

Randy: What?

Fred Bailey: The party. it's in the valley.