Julie Richman Quotes in Valley Girl (1983)

Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.

Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

Stacey: Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

Stacey, Suzi Brent, Loryn: [in unison] TOMMY!

Julie Richman: Fuck him!

Julie Richman: [to her friends] Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?

Randy: [shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman: [embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy: It's how I feel. It's what I want.

Julie Richman: I'm here with you now.

Julie Richman: Like, they're staring right at us.

Stacey: Gross! Let's move.

Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?

Stacey: You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?

Randy: Where do you work?

Julie Richman: At my parents' store.

Randy: What do they sell?

Julie Richman: Health foods.

Randy: That's cool.

Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?

Julie Richman: Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Suzi Brent: But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

Julie Richman: I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!

Loryn: Oh, bad news!

Julie Richman: [glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

Julie Richman: [arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?

Sarah Richman: Bad karma, dear!