Frank Falenczyk Quotes in You Kill Me (2007)

Frank Falenczyk: It isn't that I'm sorry I killed them; it's that I'm sorry I killed them badly.

Laurel Pearson: Here's to granting others the serenity to change the things you cannot accept.

Tom: And the courage to accept large amounts of change serenely.

Frank Falenczyk: And the wisdom to know the difference.

Frank Falenczyk: You gonna run and tell mommy?

Dave: That's right, Frank. I'm going to run and tell mommy.

Frank Falenczyk: Shit.

Frank Falenczyk: Does that mean you're my sponsor?

Tom: Does that mean you're asking?

Frank Falenczyk: Is this the part where we kiss?

Tom: [regarding Frank's admission of his career as a hitman to the Alcoholics Anonymous group] Actually, it went better than you think. It did

Laurel Pearson: How do you know they won't tell the police?

Frank Falenczyk: It's Alcoholics Anonymous.

Tom: Somehow I don't really feel that's what they had in mind when they came up with the name, but you never know.

Laurel Pearson: What are you thinking about, sitting there all serious?

Frank Falenczyk: My shortcomings.

Laurel Pearson: Women don't even pay attention to that.

Frank Falenczyk: I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.

Frank Falenczyk: [Dressing the body of Laurel's uncle] I was thinking he kind of looked like a prick, if you don't mind me saying.

Laurel Pearson: No, no, not at all.

Frank Falenczyk: [Comparing dress show and bowling shoe] Also, he seems to have enormous feet.

Laurel Pearson: Yeah, well, those aren't his shoes. I couldn't find his. Stole those from the Chestnut Lanes. Don't tell my Mom.

Frank Falenczyk: Might have to break his toes.

Laurel Pearson: [With a slight smile] Whatever gets the job done.

Walter Fitzgerald: You'd refuse a dying man his last request?

Frank Falenczyk: Sorry, you dying?

Walter Fitzgerald: [laughs] For fuck's sake, I'm talking about Patrick. That's what this party's all about, sending him on his way.

Frank Falenczyk: Thank you, really, I can't. I'm working, I... gotta keep an eye on things.

Walter Fitzgerald: [sarcastically] He's not going anywhere.

Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?

Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...

Tom: [Frank is trying to eat a cookie] No, no, you're not suppose to eat those, they're just for show, 'kay?

Frank Falenczyk: Oh.

[throws away cookie]

Tom: I'm kidding. I'm Tom.

[they shake hands]

Frank Falenczyk: Frank.

Tom: Hi. This your first time?

Frank Falenczyk: I've had cookies before.