Fabio Quotes in Labyrinth of Passion (1982)

Fabio: [note that Fabio gives to Riza] Yes, I'd like to Cher something with you this evening.

Fabio: [giving directions] "Fabio, now phone and ask permission. Phone a friend... Make it short, and watch what you say... Hi, So-and-so. So-and-so calls you. She wants to talk and take you to some tacky bar to have salad for lunch. Or better yet, a tuna empanada. And then you say, "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart.If I survive, I'll call you back and give you the details." Something like that, but always posing for the camera."

Fabio: [while menaced by an electric drill] "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart, and I have to wait for him to finish. Well, if I survive... I'll go out later and we can go to a tacky place to eat something greasy. Beans with sausage.All right, darling. Goodbye. "

Fabio: [to Riza] I'll turn you into the queen of Halloween.