Employee Quotes in Big Daddy (1999)

[at McDonald's]

Sonny: Okay, what do you want?

Julian: Cheerios.

Sonny: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?

Julian: Lasagna.

Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...

Employee: Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast.

Sonny: What are you talking about? We're FOUR seconds late.

Employee: No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.

Sonny: Aw, HORSESHIT!

Employee: [speaking into microphone] One Heffer with cheese.

Scarface: You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!

Employee: [into the microphone] Sorry.

[after Paul fires one of his workers]

Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...

Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

[Jack and Rose break a door while the ship is sinking]

Employee: Hey! What do you think you're doing? You'll have to pay for that, you know? That's White Star Line property.

Jack, Rose: Shut up!

Bud Clay: [points to a bunny rabbit] How old is this bunny?

Employee: Around one, two months.

Bud Clay: What's the longest a bunny can live for?

Employee: 'Bout five or six years.

Bud Clay: Five or six years...

Employee: Yeah.

Bud Clay: That's the most they can live?

Employee: Yup.