Nazo Quotes in Big Daddy (1999)

[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]

Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!

Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

Tommy: How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?

Nazo: I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.

Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?

Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish?

Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?

Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?

Nazo: Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.

Homeless Guy: Let's see your clippers.

Nazo: Not my problem your father was sick.

Homeless Guy: That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh!

Julian: I wipe my own ass.

Nazo: Me too.

Nazo: This is bullshit! Should have same rules for everyone, no matter what age!

Nazo: [to Arthur Brooks] Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!

[Arthur Brooks looks embarrassed]

Nazo: What are your cards?

Julian: I got a 6, a 5, a Jack, a 4 and a 8. I win!

Sonny: What do you mean "you win"? I had a hand just like that before, I didn't win?

Julian: Because I win.

Nazo: This is bullshit!

Sonny: Alright, take it easy man.

Nazo: Every time different cards, he still wins?

[discussing Julian's doll Scuba Steve]

Nazo: I had doll like that once. But my cat, he bite his head off!

Julian: What kind of cat would do that?

Nazo: You calling me a liar?

Nazo: [at Sonny's door] I had call for delivery in building, but I think it was crank call.

[holds up a bag]

Nazo: Want some chocolate cake?

[Sonny has left his apartment leaving Nazo in charge of Julian]

Julian: [jumping on the couch signing along to the kangaroo song] Would you like to come and play? We'll hop, hop, hop, hop...

Julian: [hits Nazo on the head with a paperback book] ... WHAT DO YOU SAY?

[the doorbell rings]

Nazo: Get the door!

[Julian leaves to answer the door]