El Nebuloso Quotes in Yellowbeard (1983)

[Examining Yellowbeard's treasure]

El Nebuloso: Who is it more important to please: the King of Spain, or God?

El Segundo: Why, God, of course.

El Nebuloso: And who is God's personal representative in these parts?

El Segundo: Why, you, your holy ruthlessness.

El Nebuloso: Well, God wants to keep all of it.

El Nebuloso: Now beat your head against the ground, until you receive forgiveness from the Almighty!

[El Segundo goes to his knees and starts beating his head against the ground. El Nebuloso kicks him]

El Nebuloso: What are you beating your head against the ground for, you silly person?