Ebony Quotes in The Players Club (1998)

Dollar Bill: Stripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. TITTIES! Asses. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white bithches to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white bitches told that white man the must bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession.

Ebony: What did she say?

Dollar Bill: Baby, them white bitches looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "Fuck that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.

Ebony: When can I start?

Dollar Bill: Immedjately.

Ebony: [while speaking to two strippers trying on shoes] You need a bigger size, huh?

Stripper #1: It's about time. You took so long I don't even know what I want no 'mo.

Stripper #2: Girl, I could not put up with your job.

Ebony: I couldn't put up with yours either. What club do you all work at?

Stripper #2: Club Sugar Daddy!

[High-fives her friend]

Ebony: Hmm, how do you put up with *your* job?

Stripper #1: Now easy, Miss Thang. We just using what we got to get what we want.

Stripper #2: [high-fiving her friend] Go on, girl!

Ebony: Well, if that's all you got, you don't want much.