Will Parker Quotes in Oklahoma! (1955)

Will Parker: Now that I got that fifty dollars, you name the date.

Ado Annie Carnes: August 15th.

Will Parker: Why August 15th?

Ado Annie Carnes: Because that was the first day I'se kissed!

Will Parker: Oh was it? I didn't remember that!

Ado Annie Carnes: You wasn't there.

Will Parker: I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!

Ali Hakim: That's logical.

Ali Hakim: It's a wonderful thing to be married. I got a brother in Persia got six wives.

Ado Annie Carnes: Six wives all at once?

Will Parker: Why, sure. That's the way they do in them countries.

Ali Hakim: Not always; I got a brother in Persia only got one wife. He's a bachelor.