Dr. Kurtz Quotes in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.

Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?

Dr. Kurtz: All right, I was exploiting the Piranha women. You don't know what it was like. David Letterman, God, the horror... the horror of that show... the horror.

Dr. Kurtz: This is a war! A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.

Dr. Kurtz: There's your sacrifice. If you wish to become a piranha woman you must first take his body, and then his life. What is your decision?

Dr. Margo Hunt: I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood. However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him.

Dr. Kurtz: Forget it! You want your cake, you'll have to eat it.