Dr. Know Quotes in A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

[David asks Dr. Know the question about the Blue Fairy transforming him into a real boy]

David: How can the Blue Fairy... make... a robot... into a real live boy?

Dr. Know: Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild... with a fairy hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand. Your quest will be perilous, yet the rewards is beyond price. In his book, 'How Can A Robot Become Human?' Professor Allen Hobby writes of the power... which will transform Mecha into Orga.

David: Will you tell me how to find her?

Dr. Know: Discovery is quite possible. Our Blue Fairy does exist in one place, and in one place only. At the end of the world where the lions weep. Here is the place where dreams are born.

[Dr. Know speaks with David and Joe for the very first time]

Dr. Know: [the animated image of Dr. Know appears] Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know, where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day... in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask Dr. Know. There's nothing I don't.

[David and Joe sit down with Dr. Know who tells them the price of admission for information]

David: [David stands up impatiently] Tell me where I can find the Blue Fairy.

Dr. Know: [a buzzer sound buzzes] Question me, you pay the fee. Two for five, you get one free.

Gigolo Joe: He means two questions cost five Newbucks with a third question on the house. In this day and age, David, nothing costs more than information.