Dev Quotes in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

[to Norah]

Dev: Have a good night, my hetero heroine.

Norah: Hi.

Dev: Try this.

Norah: What?

Dev: Let's just say we're not the biggest fans of his dreaded ex? And we've decided you're to be his salvation. Besides, we saw you two making out, and we think you're the one. We just need to get you out of that sports bra.

Norah: This isn't a sports bra.

Dev: Come on. We're all ladies here.

Norah: [Finishes changing] Okay.

Dev: Ohh! It's better than the uni-boob.

Norah: This isn't going to work, okay. He's hung up on Tris.

Dev: You look gorgeous. And let me tell you something, Nicky is definitely worth the underwire. He just needs a little push, that's all.

Norah: If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes?

Dev: [trying to come up with clever names for their band] Fistful of assholes! I like it.

Thom: Search Party, N.Y.C Search Party, N.Y.C Caroline, Where the hell can you be?

Dev: Caroline! Caroline!

Norah: Caroline! Caroline!

Dev: Caroline!

Nick: Guys, we need to be adults right now.