Desk Manager Quotes in Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Desk Manager: 73 minutes to deliver two suitcases and one garment bag. Do you have an explanation, Mr. Washington?

Joey: Yes sir, I seem to be developing tunnel carpel syndrome in my wrist. I believe it's from carrying really heavy garment bags around. Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.

Desk Manager: Mr. Washington, everything you do... irritates me.

Joey: I'm gonna go soak my wrists.

Desk Manager: Can I help you sir?

Haru: Yes, I am looking for a Sally Jones.

Desk Manager: I'm sorry, I don't see anyone by that name in my computer, now if you will excuse me.

Haru: I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great?

Desk Manager: Compared to what? A hut and a rice patty? Sir, we are a five star hotel, with 800 rooms, booked six months in advance.

Haru: I have money.

Desk Manager: I'm sure you do. Unfortunately, we don't take Wampum.

Haru: Do you perhaps take gold?

[pours out about 15 pieces of gold]

Desk Manager: Front! Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room?

Haru: I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

Desk Manager: [to Joey] 1A.

Joey: 1A. Ooww, my wrists. What have you got in here man, car radios?