Daniel McMann Quotes in The Other Sister (1999)

Carla Tate: I wonder who thought up sex in the first place, Danny?

Daniel McMann: I-I think it was Madonna, actually.

Daniel McMann: Look at the buses, watch 'em.

Carla Tate: Why, what are they gonna do?

Daniel McMann: They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn, and they back up.

Daniel McMann: I love you every minute. I love you more than band music and cookie-making.

Daniel McMann: I love to drink, Ernie.

Ernie: Yeah?

Daniel McMann: Yeah, it makes ya feel good. Is that why people drink?

Ernie: Some to be happy, some to forget, some to be brave.

Daniel McMann: Ya know, I feel really brave, Ernie.

Ernie: No, only cowards get brave that way.

Carla Tate: Have you ever done it before?

Daniel McMann: Well, yeah, kind of. You see the guys at work, they chipped in and they found this girl and she had a reputation. There was a lot of kissing and hugging and a lot of rubbing, and I kind of finished before I was supposed to. You have to be a guy to understand that.

Daniel McMann: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready!

Carla Tate: No Daniel, uh, I'm not ready.

Daniel McMann: Ohh

Carla Tate: I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special.

Daniel McMann: oh cause I feel special right now Carla.

[Danny, dressed in a dog costume, is introducing himself to Elizabeth]

Daniel McMann: Don't worry, 'cause I've been house trained.

Daniel McMann: A-Another reason I got mad is 'cause I didn't want you to think I was dumb.

Carla Tate: I could never think that.