Cops Quotes in SLC Punk! (1998)

Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside man?

Sean: you're him?

Bob: ...yeah... I'm him

Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have i sinned or am i goin' to heaven?

Bob: [laughing] you're fryin' man, how much acid did you take?

Sean: you're not Jesus... you're Bob

Bob: I'm Bob!... how goes it?

Sean: how are you doin' that?

Bob: doin' what?

Sean: walkin' on water? if i get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know what Bob? 'Cause i cant swim!

Bob: oh, i get it! so Sean, d'you see land anywhere?

Sean: [looking around] no... just water... say Bob, You ARE Jesus.

Bob: Thats Right, I am, why do you ask?

Sean: ...Satan, is in the house, he killed my Mom and turned her into a bull!

Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother]

[bob waves to Seans mum at the window who reluctantly waves back]

Cops: [the Cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around!

Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED

Bob: yeah... sure Sean... you're saved...

Jack Foley: Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Cops: I think you flooded it.

Jack Foley: Wanna hear a funny story?

Cops: Shut up and get out of the car!