City Official, Crazy Jopponian Quotes in Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: [the Pirates and Jonah are on trial and the city official addresses the crowd] People of Nineveh! These four men and that small...

[pause]

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: whatever it is!

Khalil: I am a caterpiller! Well that is only half true.

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: ...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh. For their punishment:

[shouts]

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: The Slap of No Return!

Larry: [the entire audience of Ninevites are all laughing] What's so funny?

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: [after Jonah says he was swallowed by whale] How do we know if he is telling the truth, sire?

King Twistomer: Smell him.

City Official, Crazy Jopponian: Excuse me, sire?

King Twistomer: Smell him.

[official smells Jonah and faints]