Longway Quotes in Quackerz (2016)

Erica: I can't believe my dad locked me up. He dragged me all over the world, then throws me in the slammer just because I didn't follow his every rule.

Longway: Wow. You've been around the world, huh? I've never been off this island.

Erica: Really? You got to stay in one place the whole time? A place to call home?

Longway: My father says it isn't safe out there, so I need to stay and learn traditions. Our crazy, boring traditions that nobody believes in.

Erica: What happened to the lake?

Longway: Hey! I just made a hole with my head that was so big, I drained the lake! Oh, no. My dad lectured me for hours about this.

Erica: Uh, you know, we...

Longway: All that junk about responsibility.

Erica: We could fly off this boring island and see the real world, together.

Longway: Huh? Fly off... together? Sounds amazing!

[flies up, then falls back down]

Longway: But I shouldn't leave my dad when there's all this trouble with the mal...

Erica: With the mallards? Two seconds ago you said you hated responsibility. So either you don't like mallards, or you're just a quack-job coward. Mmph!

Longway: Erica, wait! I didn't mean to...

Erica: Quack off!