Charlie Price Quotes in Kinky Boots (2005)

Charlie Price: And remember. You are not making footwear. You are not making boots. You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex!

Charlie Price: How much do you weigh?

Lola: The right amount! How much do you drink?

Lola: [When looking at the first sample boot created by the Price & Sons company] Please, God! Tell me I have not inspired something burgundy!

Charlie Price: But they're comfy.

Lola: [after Lola had accidentally put the sample boot onto the loudspeaker microphone button] SEX, shouldn't be comfy!

Mel: Thank God, I thought it was just me!

Charlie Price: [describing his plans to make boots for drag queens] The factory that started the century providing a range of footwear for men will go into the next century providing footwear for... a range of men.

Charlie Price: [Announcing to the employees] You are making 2.5 feet of irresistible, tubular, SEX!

Charlie Price: ...any questions?

[about every employee present raises hands]

Lola: I gave up the provinces years ago Charlie, and I've just been reminded why: Lola doesn't do North

Charlie Price: Northampton's the Midlands

Lola: NO Charlie; Tot'n'am Court Road is the Midlands

Lola: Northampton

Charlie Price: Northampton

Milan Organiser: Northampton, Northampton, Northampton

Harold Price: Northhhhhampton

Don: Kentucky?

Charlie Price: What you don't realize, Lola, is this is not my world either.

Charlie Price: It's what my dad wanted and all.

Lola: Strapless cocktail dress?