Casting Director Quotes in Smiley Face (2007)

Jane F.: [Jane enters the auditon room] Hey, I'm Jane. It's nice to meet you... I've heard alot about you.

Casting Director: Excuse me?

Jane F.: [Jane start giggling] He he he he, nothing... aaah... wiiieeeeeeeh

Casting Director: Are you alright?

Jane F.: I'm fantastic! How are you?

Casting Director: I'm fine...

Jane F.: Great!

Casting Director: So... you know Kung Fu?

Liam Liu: [Caught off guard] Er...

Casting Director: What Color belt are you?

Liam Liu: Er... I... I... I don't have a belt. Oh... you know what I love? I love suspenders.

Casting Director: You don't know martial arts?

Liam Liu: No...

Casting Director: It says on your resume that you know martial arts.

Liam Liu: Is... is there martial arts in this commercial? I thought it was for toothpaste?

Casting Director: [Following the end of Camille's song note] Thank you! We'll let you know.

Camille: Do you guys want me to do the scene?

Casting Director: No it's alright we have quite a few girls to go through today. Thank you for coming in.

Camille: I was up all night practicing.

Casting Director: I'm sure you were. Everybody does. I've just seen enough.

Camille: [after picking up her bag and jacket from the piano tableside] I'm not going to hear from you.

Casting Director: Probably not.

Camille: Do you mind me asking what I did wrong?

Casting Director: [Frustratingly sighing] Okay, first off your song choice.

Camille: I thought it was original.

Casting Director: I bet you did and so did five other girls this morning. Even if you did sing it the best.

Camille: [confused] Okay, so what's the problem?

Casting Director: To be brutally honest with you, you are a nobody. Right now broadway is hemorrhaging money, name recognition is all that matters, and you are a... chorus girl at best. We need a star. Not another dime a dozen socialite.

Camille: Why did you agree to see me?

Casting Director: Apparently, your fiancé is very well connected and someone called in a favor and is wasting my time.

Camille: [upset] Thank you.