Officer Jones Quotes in Smiley Face (2007)

Jane F.: It's really bright out, officer.

Officer Jones: Would you mind removing your hand from your forehead?

Jane F.: It's really bright out.

Officer Jones: What's your name?

Jane F.: Uh... Christy?

Officer Jones: You don't sound too sure of that.

Jane F.: No, it's Christy.

Officer Jones: Well, Christy... How come your friend just called you Jane a second ago?

Jane F.: Jane's uhh... my... religious... name?

Officer Jones: [after discovering Maudey and Dirk making out and then Finding Grace] What are you doing?

Grace Beasley: I'm watching them!

Sgt. Benson: [over the sounds of construction] Are those girls giving you any trouble?

Officer Jones: Nope, they're all quiet now.

Sgt. Benson: Will you speak up? I can't hear you.

Officer Jones: [louder] Everything's fine.

Sgt. Benson: Well, what's all that racket?

Officer Jones: I dunno. I guess they're fixin' the streets out there.

Sgt. Benson: They're what?

Officer Jones: [louder] I said I guess they're fixing the streets out there!

Sgt. Benson: Fixing the streets? At night?

Officer Jones: Yeah, I guess all those college kids get in the way during the daytime.