Carol Lipton Quotes in Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)

Carol Lipton: Larry, I think she's dead!

Larry Lipton: Try giving her the present.

[last lines]

Carol Lipton: You were jealous of Ted.

Larry Lipton: Ted, you've gotta be kidding, take away his elevator shoes and his fake suntan and his capped teeth and what do you have?

Carol Lipton: You!

Larry Lipton: Right, I like that!

Carol Lipton: I don't understand why you're not more fascinated with this! I mean, we could be living next door to a murderer, Larry.

Larry Lipton: New York is a melting pot! I'm used to it!

Carol Lipton: Well, listen, I think maybe I will go back to seeing my shrink, I think, I think I...

Larry Lipton: You don't have to see your shrink, there's nothing wrong with you that can't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

Paul House: Well, what do you buy a woman who has everything?

Lillian House: We already own twin cemetery plots.

Larry Lipton: I always think a Bentley is in good taste. Or, you could go the route I did and buy her a set of handkerchiefs.

Carol Lipton: Well, they were very nice though, and they had my initials.

Larry Lipton: Yeah, and I didn't even know her size.

Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.

Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.

Carol Lipton: Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted. She's too mousey.

Larry Lipton: Well, he's a little mousey. They could have their little rodent time together, they could eat cheese together...

Carol Lipton: You know I've never seen a dead body before.

Larry Lipton: I have. My uncle Morris, 93 years old. He collapsed from too many lumps in his cereal.

Carol Lipton: Look at you, you're all white.

Larry Lipton: All the blood rushed to my brother!

[first lines]

Larry Lipton: C'mon, you promised to sit through the hockey game without being bored,

Carol Lipton: [overlapping] I know, honey, I promised.

Larry Lipton: and I'll sit through the Wagner opera with you next week.

Carol Lipton: I know.

Larry Lipton: I already bought the earplugs.

Carol Lipton: Yeah, well, with your eyesight I'm surprised you can see the puck. Wow, yay, come on.

Carol Lipton: Larry, I think it's time we reevaluated our lives.

Larry Lipton: I've reevaluated our lives; I got a 10, you got a 6.