Captain Wild Bill Kelso Quotes in 1941 (1979)

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: War nerves? Who said war nerves?

The Patron: I heard it on that radio there.

[Kelso shoots the radio]

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Radio's wrong.

Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Identify yourself!

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?

Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Barstow. Where are you coming from?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: San Francisco. Been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.

Telephone Operator: I'm from Moline, Illinois.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Tough shit.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Kid, you gotta get that sub.

Wally Stephens: What sub?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The Jap sub.

Wally Stephens: Where?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The ocean, lame-o.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [Exit in a hurry]

General Joseph W. Stilwell: That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Come back, plane!

[chases after his plane, shooting his gun off in the air]

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [after parking his fighter plane in front of a gas station with the engine running] Fill her up! Ethel!

Gas Mama: Where?

Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones: Real Japs?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [shooting a plane out of the sky] Sayonara, suckers!

Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Let me hear your guns!

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?

Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My name is Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: This is war!