Hollis P. Wood Quotes in 1941 (1979)

Hollis P. Wood: You won't get shit out of me. I've been constipated all week!

Hollis P. Wood: You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly-shit from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

Hollis P. Wood: [after seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter] Jesus Palomino, a Nazi! I knew it, you're all in cahoots! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: [to Hollis Wood] Where Hollywood?

Hollis P. Wood: Right here.

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: What?

Hollis P. Wood: You're looking at him.

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Who?

Hollis P. Wood: Hollis Wood.

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Where?

Hollis P. Wood: I'm right here! Shoot, can't ya understand plain English?

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Hollywood?

Hollis P. Wood: Huh?

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Where?

Hollis P. Wood: Here!

[Mitamura opens up a map and shows it to Hollis]

Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Look. Where Hollywood? North? South?

Hollis P. Wood: Oh! You want me to tell you where Hollywood is! Well, shoot, that's easy. Hollywood is...

[suddenly, he realizes the truth about this]

Hollis P. Wood: Oh, no, you don't. You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya? Tried to sneak up on us, like ya did at Pearl Harbor! Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya?

Hollis P. Wood: How can a man take a bowel movement with a hundred buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him?

Hollis P. Wood: Banzai, my balls!