Captain Wanta Quotes in Congo (1995)

Captain Wanta: [Homolka is eating a cake] Mr Homolka?

Herkermer Homolka: Yes?

Captain Wanta: Stop eating my sesame cake.

[Homolka pauses in confusion]

Captain Wanta: [shouting angrily] STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

[Homolka spits out the cake]

Captain Wanta: What are you doing in my country, bag of shit?

Herkermer Homolka: Captain, please, I only wish to explore and discover...

Captain Wanta: This fellow

Captain Wanta: [pokes Homolka's face with a stick] is a big. Bag. Of. Shit.

Captain Wanta: [to Monroe] You should shake this RAT from off your neck. He owes money to everyone everywhere he goes. I will ask you to wait outside Mr. Homolka!

Captain Wanta: Stop eating my sesame cake.

Herkermer Homolka: [stops in mid bite, eyes wide]

Captain Wanta: Stop eating my sesame cake!

Captain Wanta: Have some, uh, coffee and cake.

[they all sit, no one partakes of anything]

Captain Wanta: [angrily] HAVE SOME!

Captain Wanta: [after Monroe pays him with two handfuls of money] MORE.

Captain Wanta: [stapling shut a bag of money] Don't want nobody peeking!

Captain Wanta: So Dr. Ross, I see you used to work for the C.I.A, and now you're Travi Com. Travi Com pays better than the C.I.A?

Dr. Karen Ross: You have a BIG mouth.

Captain Wanta: Everybody says that about me!