Eddie Ventro Quotes in Congo (1995)

Dr. Peter Elliot: Excuse me, we already hired a guide: Robertson...

Eddie Ventro: Robertson Reynolds, yeah, I fired him.

Dr. Peter Elliot: You what?

Eddie Ventro: Robertson Reynolds is a bird-watcher.

Dr. Peter Elliot: I hired Robertson Reynolds!

Eddie Ventro: You would! You have any idea what's going on in the Congo as of the radio show this morning? The Kigani have had it with Zaire, AND they're eating people. You go in there with Robertson Reynolds, you'll be coming out somebody's bowel movement.

Eddie Ventro: Wow, a talking gorilla! I can feel the money hairs on the back of my neck going "WOO-WOO-WOO".

Dr. Karen Ross: [Soldiers with guns run by] Who are they?

Eddie Ventro: [to soldiers] Hiya fellas!

[to Karen]

Eddie Ventro: Fuck if I know, and it don't pay to ask.