Café Waitress Quotes in Bernie (2011)

Café Waitress: It's not as bad as people say it is. He only shot her four times, not five.

Danny Buck: You know what? You people are as crazy as coot.

Addie Loggins: I want my two hundred dollars.

Moses Pray: I don't have your two hundred dollars no more and you know it.

Addie Loggins: If you don't give me my two hundred dollars I'm gonna tell a policeman how you got it and he'll make you give it to me because it's mine.

Moses Pray: But I don't have it!

Addie Loggins: Then get it!

Cafe Waitress: [walks over after Moses slams his fist on the table] How we doin', Angel Pie? We gonna have a little dessert when we finish up our hot dog?

Addie Loggins: I don't know.

Cafe Waitress: What do you say, Daddy? Why don't we give Precious a little dessert if she eats her dog?

Moses Pray: Her name ain't Precious.

Lehiff: 'Cause when there's something there...

Café Waitress: Some chemistry.

Lehiff: Right! Who knows where the sparks will lead? An' a fella like myself, a stranger could just be a bit of fun in the sack, no more than that. Or, and it's not that crazy, your soul mate, eh?

Café Waitress: Yeah, you've got a point.

Lehiff: On the otherhand, I could just be a thief or something.

Café Waitress: What do you mean?

Lehiff: Some villain, just waiting for my chance to

[punches her]

Lehiff: smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty.

[jumps counter, robs register]

Lehiff: But this is the thing of it, see. You just never know...

[gardai walk in]

Lehiff: what's gonna happen.