Brooke Swinkowski Quotes in Butter (2011)

Brooke Swinkowski: Bob, I'm gonna shit on the hood of your car.

Brooke Swinkowski: [riding away on her bicycle] Fuck you, Bob.

Bob: No. Thank you. We have plenty of steak knives.

Brooke Swinkowski: Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing?

Laura Pickler: Absolutely.

Brooke Swinkowski: Excellent.

[signs up]

Brooke Swinkowski: It's on cunt!

Carol Ann: I haven't heard that word since my dad died.

Brooke Swinkowski: I know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you know.

Destiny: [stunned] Okay.

Brooke Swinkowski: You're a good girl.

Ethan: I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, okay?

Laura Pickler: I plan on proudly bearing his children.

Brooke Swinkowski: So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!

Brooke Swinkowski: [writhing around] You're the only man that cares about me.

Bob: That's not true. I'm sure there's plenty of men who like you. Your father cares about you, right?

Brooke Swinkowski: [into his ear] My father raped me.

Bob: Oh my God!

Brooke Swinkowski: [breathlessly] I just, I need someone to take care of me. Someone who understands me, someone who will love me.

[starting stripping]

Brooke Swinkowski: Not just someone to pay my rent - which by the way, comes to $560 a month, plus utilities.

Bob: My wife controls the checkbook.

Brooke Swinkowski: Your wife, Bob? I can't believe you're gonna let your wife come between us? I thought you had morals.

Brooke Swinkowski: Butter saves!

Kaitlen: God I hate people! I can't wait 'til everyone dies from global warning.

Brooke Swinkowski: Right, do you know where your dad keeps his money?

Brooke Swinkowski: See that store over there?

[Victoria's Secret]

Brooke Swinkowski: With this $1200, I could buy work clothes like you have never seen.

Destiny: Where do you work?

Brooke Swinkowski: Barnes and Noble.