Brent Leroy Quotes in Corner Gas: The Movie (2014)

Bad Guy: [armed robber enters Corner Gas brandishing a shotgun] Open the till! Put the money in a bag - Now!

Brent Leroy: Ok. Did you bring your own bag? Or I'll have to charge you a nickle.

Bad Guy: How about I blow your head off and charge you 50 cents for the shell?

Brent Leroy: That's not a fair comparison at all.

Brent Leroy: Alright buddy here's your tab - time to go

Jerome: I'm not ready to go

Brent Leroy: Well I'm ready for you to go - you're getting a little sloppy. So vamoose!

Jerome: Or?

Brent Leroy: Or... skeddadle, scurry, scoot...

Jerome: I'll go when I'm good and ready

[Brent rolls up his sleeve showing his arm]

Jerome: As it turns out, I'm ready now

[and he turns to leave]

Brent Leroy: Finally! I get to see a robot fight a werewolf.

Hank Yarbo: [opening lines] How long has it been?

Brent Leroy: [immediately without looking up from comic book] April 13th 2009

Hank Yarbo: No way! You sure?

Brent Leroy: Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about.

[April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series]

Oscar Leroy: Are you questioning my abilities?

Brent Leroy: No dad - when it comes to your abilities none of us has any question.

Oscar Leroy: Sure laugh it up! You won't be so smart when the four Norsemen of the apocalypse come riding down Main Street.

[after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss affectionately]

Oscar Leroy: She likes you. Ask her out, ya Jackass!

Brent Leroy: I did ask her out. Two years ago.

Lacey Burrows: [everyone is stunned] I said yes, in case this isn't clear.

[Brent and Lacey have been officially a couple for two years]

[last lines]

Emma Leroy: This is great! I can finally have grand-children.

Lacey Burrows: Oh, no. We discussed it. We're not going to have kids.

Brent Leroy: [Emma is shocked] What? I'm not sharing my comic books with a grubby little jam-hands.

Emma Leroy: Son of a...

[cut to closing credits]

Hank Yarbo: I can't believe those Wullerton weirdos

[Hank and Brent spit]

Hank Yarbo: raised all that money to bail us out.

Brent Leroy: Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...

Brent Leroy: Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.