Hank Yarbo Quotes in Corner Gas: The Movie (2014)

Hank Yarbo: I'm focusing my energies on money making ideas. Big ideas. Like a petting zoo, or a dude ranch, or maybe a zoo where you pet dudes.

Lacey Burrows: I think that is more of a big city idea.

Hank Yarbo: [opening lines] How long has it been?

Brent Leroy: [immediately without looking up from comic book] April 13th 2009

Hank Yarbo: No way! You sure?

Brent Leroy: Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about.

[April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series]

Hank Yarbo: I can't believe those Wullerton weirdos

[Hank and Brent spit]

Hank Yarbo: raised all that money to bail us out.

Brent Leroy: Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...

Brent Leroy: Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.

Mayor Fitzy: We can get water and power back, and solve all our financial problems,

[beat]

Mayor Fitzy: if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton!

[everyone spits]

Hank Yarbo: Annexed? ANNEXED?

[to Wanda]

Hank Yarbo: What does "annexed" mean?

Wanda Dollard: Oh, it's Latin for "Fitzy's an IDIOT!"

[everyone boos and jeers]

Oscar Leroy: NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, BUDDY BOY!

[after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss]

Hank Yarbo: They did a, a lippy kissy thing.

Wanda Dollard: Brent. You just kissed an actual human female!