Bletch Quotes in Meet the Feebles (1989)

Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club meself.

Bletch: No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.

Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?

Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.

Bletch: Have you thought of a name for it, yet?

Trevor: I was thinking along the lines of..."Dennis does Daisy".

Bletch: No. That's lousy.

Trevor: How about..."Anal Antics"?

Bletch: "Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?

Bletch: Shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!

Bletch: Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?

Trevor: Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.

Sebastian: Don't worry if you feel ashamed / It's been around for years / And thousands more that can't be named / Are interested in rears / Don't worry about hell / No harm will come to your soul / We're not a Pentecostal / And everybody's got an asshole / SODOMY!

Bletch: Trevor...

Trevor: Yeah boss?

Bletch: I want that fudge packer eliminated!

Bletch: [Heading to the golf course] Hey Barry, how's your handicap?

Barry the Bulldog: She's at home boss. Baking a cake.

[All laugh]