Jeff Reigert Quotes in The Ten (2007)

Jeff Reigert: Gretchen... Hey, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd come by and take a shit.

Jeff Reigert: You know what, Gretchen? You know what you can do?

Gretchen Reigert: Don't say something you gonna regret.

Jeff Reigert: Go...

Gretchen Reigert: I'm warning you, Jeff.

Jeff Reigert: ...fly...

Gretchen Reigert: Don't you say it!

Jeff Reigert: Go fly a kite, Gretchen! Go fly a kite.

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Jeff Reigert: [phone rings] Hello?

Jeff Reigert: I'm sorry, I had to go, okay?

Jeff Reigert: Because I have to introduce the ten stories. I told this this before, we'll talk about this when I get home, alright? I'm late enough as it is.

Jeff Reigert: "The Ten Commandments" ten stories, alright? You knew about this when you married me, this is what I do.

Jeff Reigert: Hello? Hello? Unbelievable.

Jeff Reigert: See how that works? That was the first one and now we have nine more. The total being ten. And you know what ten is? Ten is. Tennis. Tennis anyone? It's like I can't even reserve a court unless it's a holiday weekend.

Jeff Reigert: Anyway, let's get back to our ten stories. Here we go with number two. The duck. The deuce... Number two. Poop.