Bill Firpo Quotes in Trapped in Paradise (1994)

Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.

Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.

Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.

Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.

Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.

Bill Firpo: Which direction are we going?

Alvin Firpo: North.

Bill Firpo: Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.

Dave Firpo: No, those farmhouses all look alike...

Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.

Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.

Bill Firpo: FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.

Bill Firpo: Where are you going?

Lila: [frightened] It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.

Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

Lila: Well the bank is across the street.

Bill Firpo: Excuse me, are you headed to Paradise?

Trucker #1: Nope, New York City.

Bill Firpo: [under his breath] Where were you five hours ago?

Alvin Firpo: Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?

Bill Firpo: Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?

Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

Bill Firpo: [storms in the bank] ALLLL RIGHT! It's a God damn robbery!

Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.

Hattie Anderson: Do you really want to do this?

Bill Firpo: Do what?

Hattie Anderson: You know rob the bank

Dave Firpo: Absolutely! We have thought this over and we've made a decision!

Hattie Anderson: But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.

Bill Firpo: The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?

Shaddus Peyser: Put an APB out on that car.

Chief Burnell: Oh well I've already done that.

Shaddus Peyser: Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.

Bill Firpo: [next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?

Alvin Firpo: North.

Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.

Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.

Bill Firpo: Alvin pull the car over.

Alvin Firpo: Wha?

Bill Firpo: Pull it over!

Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.

Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.

Bill Firpo: Our car ran off the road.

Dick Anderson: Oh my god. Are you all right?

Dave Firpo: Well were not dead if that's what you mean.

Bill Firpo: Where are you going?

Dave Firpo: I'm going with you to get the key.

Bill Firpo: No, you STAY HERE!

Dave Firpo: Don't you two fall in love.

[to the hostages]

Dave Firpo: You heard him! I'm staying here!