Bellhop Quotes in The Tune (1992)

Bellhop: [singing] One trip / And you forget / All your troubles / At the Lovesick Hotel!

[first lines]

Bellhop: Nice view we have here.

Bellhop: Oh, Mr. Jeffries! Oh, the shit, it come out of my ass. Santa Maria, where did you go? Are you the man? Are you the man?

Bellhop: And you, you don't work?

Maria Bennett: I'm a doctor. I'm not practicing right now. Just taking care of the kids.

Bellhop: I see, you got promoted.

Chic Johnson: Are you the bellboy?

Bellhop: Yes.

Chic Johnson: Take this.

[Hands him the Liberty Bell]

Chic Johnson: No cracks.

Gus Bennett: [to bellhop who delivered champagne] Is anything the matter ?

Bellhop: That tune you were whistling, sir - it's an English tune, isn't it ?

Gus Bennett: How do you know ?

Bellhop: I heard it on the radio from London last night.

Gus Bennett: Are you not aware that listening to the foreign broadcasts is forbidden ? That there is a strict penalty ?

Bellhop: Oh, I'm sorry sir.

Gus Bennett: I will not report you on this occasion but see that you are more discreet in future. Get out.

[bellhop leaves]

Gus Bennett: Very awkward.

Anna Bomasch: Lucky it wasn't "Rule, Britannia."

Gus Bennett: I handled it rather neatly, I thought.

Anna Bomasch: You know, if a woman ever loved you like you love yourself, it would be one of the romances in history.

Gus Bennett: As I'm unlikely to think of an adequate reply to that, I think we ought to drink a toast. England expects that every secret service man this night shall do his duty.

[opens champagne but there is no pop]

Gus Bennett: Flat.