Lina Quotes in Emil & Ida i Lönneberga (2013)

Lina: Emil! That kid is everywhere. Especially where you don't want him.

[after filming a love scene]

Lina: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!

Don Lockwood: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.

Lina: You don't mean that.

Don Lockwood: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Lina: What's wrong with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something?

[filming a scene with a microphone hidden in a bush]

Rosco: Lina! We're missing every other word! You've got to talk into the mike!

Lina: [pointing at the bush] Well, I can't make love to a bush!

R.F. Simpson: Don, it'll be a sensation! "Lamont and Lockwood: they talk!"

Lina: [with a voice to peel paint] Well of *course* we talk. Don't everybody?

Don Lockwood: Now Lina, you've been reading all those fan magazines again! Now look Lina, you shouldn't believe all that banana oil Dora Bailey and the columnists dish out. Now try to get this straight: there is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.

Lina: Oh, Donny, you don't mean that.

Lina: You mean it's going to say on the screen that I don't talk and sing for myself?

[repeated line]

Lina: What do you/they think I am? Dumb or something?

Lina: Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are.

Michael Pappas: Making love to you is like riding a horse

Lina: Comment?

Michael Pappas: It's the way you respond.

Lina: People are like gas.

Cathy Featherstone: I beg your pardon?

Lina: Gas expands to fit the space and so do people.

Cathy Featherstone: I think I'll expand into the kitchen and fix dinner.

Lina: When there is not enough space, there is pressure.

[last lines]

Lina: Remember the story?

Jakob Heym: Which one?

Lina: The sick princess. Is it a true story?

Jakob Heym: Of course it is.

Lina: The boys said it is silly.

Jakob Heym: What is silly?

Lina: well with cotton balls. She wanted a cotton ball as big as her pillow.

Jakob Heym: She wanted a cloud. She thought clouds were made of cotton balls.

Lina: Aren't clouds made of cotton balls?

Alma: What's the matter? Why are you just standing there? Has something happened?

Lina: If something has happened? Well, I don't really know what to say but... All the hens are dead!

Anton: What? Are the hens dead?

Alma: Dead?

Lina: And the rooster is drunk.

Alma: Drunk?

Lina: And the piglet is drunk. And, concerning Emil...

Alma: [worried] Yes?

Lina: Emil is...

Alma: What's the matter with Emil?

Lina: Emil is... also drunk.

Lina: Doesn't your conscience ever bother you?

Fay Lawrence: No, it amuses me.