Beezus Quotes in Ramona and Beezus (2010)

Beezus: Who could ever love someone named Beezus?

Ramona Quimby: Jesus?

Beezus: [From Trailer] Ramona, you're your own person. You don't care about coloring inside the lines.

Ramona Quimby: It really depends on the picture.

Henry Huggins: [From Trailer] But, she keeps you on your toes.

Beezus: You are so welcome to borrow her for, like, ten years.

Bob Quimby: So, Beezus, suppose I told you that when I pulled up by the house tonight I saw your old buddy Henry staring at it like he left something important inside of it.

Dorothy Quimby: Henry Huggins? I haven't heard that name in a while. Isn't he the boy that used to eat dirt in the backyard?

Bob Quimby: Yeah.

Beezus: He doesn't do that anymore!

Bob Quimby: Ooh, if I didn't know better, I'd say somebody's got a crush.

Beezus: Can we please talk about something else?

Dorothy Quimby: Well, there is that dance coming up. Maybe he wants to ask you to it.

Bob Quimby: Well, if he's gonna ask my daughter to dance, he better have some moves. Can the old dirt-eater do this?

[Mr. Quimby starts dancing very badly. Ramona and Mrs. Quimby laugh]

Beezus: [Embarrassed. Playfully throws a towel at Mr. Quimby] Oh, I hope not! Stop! Mom!

Ramona Quimby: [Watching a commercial, reciting the slogan] "Royal Peanut Butter: There's a bit of magic in every jar"!

Bob Quimby: Is that one of your favorites? That's the rack we gotta get you into, 'cause those TV kids make millions.

Ramona Quimby: Beezus, do you think I could be in a commercial like that?

Beezus: [Fixing Ramona's hair with a curling iron] Sure, you'd make a great frog.

Ramona Quimby: Hey!

Beezus: Hold still. I'm almost done.

Ramona Quimby: It's picture-perfect, right?

Beezus: Let's be realistic, Ramona. This is a curling iron, not a magic wand.

[She puts the curling iron down and holds up a mirror for Ramona to see what her new hairdo looks like]

Beezus: But, all things considered, I'd say you've never looked better.

Ramona Quimby: I love it! Thanks, Beezus!

[From Trailer]

Beezus: [to Ramona] Every princess needs a little sparkle.