Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter Quotes in How I Got Into College (1989)

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: [inside a booth at a college recruiting fair] Welcome to the Arcadia Bible Academy! Last night, Jesus Christ came down to me on a vision in a flaming pie! He said, I want... what's your name?

Marlon Browne: Marlon.

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Marlon! I want Marlon to attend the Arcadia Bible Academy. Paying full tuition, of course. Son... Jesus *loves* you.

Marlon Browne: He might not if he saw my SAT scores.

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: They're low?

Marlon Browne: Yeah.

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: All right.

[he pats Marlon on the shoulder, Marlon leaves the booth]

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Jesus!