Alisa Quotes in Dnevnoy dozor (2006)

Anton: Give me the chalk.

Alisa: No.

[holds Alisa]

Anton: Give me the chalk.

Alisa: Scum! Get Away!

Anton: You won't be able to bring him back anyway.

Alisa: I will fix everything!

Anton: You won't fix anything cause it's not your fault.

Alisa: Then who's fault is it anyway!

Anton: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter!

[lets go of Alisa]

Anton: It's my fault for everything.

Alisa: Simplify, Clarify, and Economize

Alisa: Big ups to you.

Alisa: It's morning sickness.

Becky: But it's not morning.

Mark: I'm a fuckin' bastard.

Alisa: You're not a bastard. You're a cunt.

Alisa: I can't believe you swallowed that guy's spunk. I hate it, it tastes like salty egg whites!